DUPE

Many aeons ago on a small planet called zopoline a small pollen drifted into a celluloid flowers ovure. The fruiting of this fruit was I. Since then I have traveled as various life forms before coming to Earth. I'm on holiday right now.

Everybody in my family thinks I’m going to grow up to be a cashier. I’m not meaning to be angsty here, they have explicitly said this to me. It’s sometimes followed by the phrase “I guess, as long as your happy”. But sometimes it isn’t.

I find this mildly amusing when I’m in a good mood.

I can move to the other side of the world and get into La Sorbonne, but I still, apparently, put no effort into everything I do.

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